
See that pointed finger? No one seems to be paying attention. Shona is doing her thing, Roddy’s gaze is elsewhere, and Nancy has left the scene completely.
We were on vacation, but I wanted to work in the garden. I offered my services (I had something to prove - my baking “services” at Redburn are still the butt end of jokes). And I was happy to help, I just didn’t expect to be taken so seriously… while on holiday. So after stepping up to the plate with pick axe in hand to dig the trench, I played bench warmer the following day to document our fine group achievement.

But photos can be deceptive. Alistair is a man of action. He knows what he wants, and he knows how he wants it done. Whether it’s pruning fruit trees, prepping a bondie (bonfire for those non-Scots), or planting a beech hedge. He whipped us into shape and had the continuation of the hedge he planted with Ru and Cal done and dusted in no time.
Kudos to Al! Not only do he and Shona now have a balanced border to their beautiful Nairnshire property, but he taught Roddy and I how to plant a beech hedge:
1. Dig trench about 1 ft wide, and 2 ft deep. Be prepared to be told to dig deeper. Then prepare yourself for further instruction to dig deeper still.
2. Swing the pick axe like you mean it. No namby-pamby nonesense - let the axe do the work.
3. Remove bountiful stones while shoveling earth off to side. Brace your back against striking stones forcefully (and unintentionally) with shovel, again and again.
4. Take a break - a refreshing G&T recommended at this time.
5. Purchase spindly beech trees from friendly local nursery.
6. “Heel them in” to soil until ready to plant (this keeps the roots alive).
7. Take another break if on holiday.
8. Shovel a good layer of composted dung into the trench.
9. Plant wee beech trees a foot apart, sprinkle bone meal over roots, and fill with earth from side of trench.
10. Water in.
11. Admire your work.